NARRATOR: Here we are again at the Bikini Bottom Boating School.
Today is once again
the day of SpongeBob's boating school exam,
but more importantly, this is
the last test for the year,
and if SpongeBob does not pass this one,
it means another whole year of boating school!
( crash, glass shattering )
( groaning )
Wha' happen?
Oh, nothing, SpongeBob.
You just struck another pedestrian.
Minus 20 more points.
How many does that leave me with?
Negative 224.
How many more minutes left in the test?
The test is over.
That's enough time!
I can make up those points!
No... SpongeBob!
Wait! You didn't hear me
( screams )
It's too late! SpongeBob!
( coughing )
Okay, Mrs. Puff, what's my final score?
Six.
Whoo!
And how many do I need to pass?
Six.
Ooh...
Hundred.
Wha...?
Six hundred.
You need 600 to pass.
You got six.
Don't worry.
I'll be all right, Mrs. Puff.
Besides...
this means I get to be in your class
for a whole 'nother year!
Well, see you next Tuesday.
Yeah!
♪ I'm gonna get my driver's license ♪
♪ And it's only gonna take one more year, one more year ♪
♪ One more super-duper year ♪
♪ One more super-spectacular ♪
♪ Extra-magical, extra-fantastical year... ♪
( thinking ): Oh, Neptune.
Another year with him!
Barnacles!
Dirty barnacles!
I've got to do something to save myself.
Oh... there's only one way out.
A teacher's ace in the hole.
Extra credit!
What was that, Mrs. Puff?
Extra credit, SpongeBob.
The extra credit.
( laughing wildly )
I still have a chance.
I, I mean, you still have a chance.
What's extra credit?
It's when you get credit
for the things you weren't able to do before.
( high-pitched ): ♪ Oh... ♪
Now, are we ready for that extra credit?
Extra credit!
That's the spirit.
So, all you have to do
to earn your extra credit and pass my class
and never have to come anywhere near this school again
is write a ten-word sentence
on what you've learned in boating school.
But I've learned so many things.
Just pick one, I don't care which.
Here, I'll help you get started.
"What I learned in boating school is..."
There! That's already seven words!
Only three more!
L-E-A-R...
( pencil breaks )
Oh, barnacles!
What's wrong?
Got to sharpen my pencil.
( whistling )
Hmm...
( humming )
Hmm?
( humming )
N-E...
( pencil snaps ) Oh!
( whistling )
Give me that! Here's a pen.
A pen! One of the most permanent of all writing utensils.
♪ Gonna write an essay ♪
♪ That's what I say. ♪
There.
Fantastic! Let me see it.
No, wait, I changed my mind!
I'm sure what you've written is fine.
Just let me see.
No, don't look!
It's not ready.
It's so simple!
Only ten words!
"What I learned in boating school is..."
Blankety... blankety... blank!
I can do this. I can do this!
"What I learned in boating school is..."
"What I learned in boating school is...!"
I can do this, I can do this!
Aah, aah... is it hot in here, Mrs. Puff?!
Why is it so hot in here?!
Ahh! My hand! My hand is cramping, Mrs. Puff!
Make it stop!
You only need three... more...
words!
( grunts )
Okay... let me see what you've written.
It's not ready yet.
That's okay, SpongeBob.
Show the teacher what you've written.
No!
Give it to me!
No!
Let me see it!
"What I learned in boating school is..."
Uh...
Well, the rest doesn't matter.
You pass! ( laughs )
You pass!
Mrs. Puff, I don't feel like I really did anything.
That's how extra credit is supposed to feel.
Really?
Besides, here's your license.
My license!
It tastes just like l dreamt it would.
Mrs. Puff, I...
Thank you, SpongeBob.
Congratulations.
Have a nice life.
Look out, Bikini Bottom!
There's a new driver on the road
and his name is...
SpongeBob SquarePants!
( echoing ): SpongeBob SquarePants!
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la... ♪
Aah!
Ooh, ow...!
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la... ♪
Ouch.
ALL: Harris, happy birthday!
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la... ♪
( thumping and rattling )
So much destruction.
This reporter asks why.
Local consensus places the blame
on this negligent, selfish driving instructor
who... oh!
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la... ♪
Let's... not... use that take.
That's preposterous.
He did the extra credit.
( laughs nervously )
There's no need to worry.
He doesn't even have a boat to drive.
Now to go home and have the rest of that pasta.
( chuckles )
Aah!
ALL: Surprise!
To the greatest teacher ever!
Thank you, Mrs. Puff.
I know I speak for everyone
when I say that we consider you
a member of the SquarePants family.
( kissing )
I think you've made your point, dear.
Ahem.
Mrs. Puff, we were starting to think
SpongeBob was never going to get his license.
But you never gave up on him.
You never quit.
You never took the easy way out.
Well, I, uh... okay.
We wanted to make sure Mrs. Puff...
the greatest driving teacher in the world...
was here to see this.
See what?
Ta-dah!
"I-M R-DY."
BOTH: A brand-new boatmobile?!
For... me...?
Oh...
Don't worry, Mrs. Puff.
He'll be driving by tomorrow! Toodle-oo!
What have I done?
Everyone will know that I let him slide through school.
I'll have to move to a new city,
start a new boating school with a new name.
No... not again.
I've got to end this thing before it begins.
( crickets chirping )
You took quite a buster there, son.
What I learned in boating school today is...!
We're going to have to hold off
on the driving there for a while, son.
That's right, honey.
Now, just stay in bed.
And no going near the boat.
( door closes )
Hi, Boaty.
( squeaks )
( gasps ) Boaty, you're cold!
Take my socks.
Oh, Boaty, I'm always going to take care of you.
You're the best boat in the deep blue sea.
( kisses )
( sighs )
( rattling )
I hope I still remember how to do this.
Yeah...
( starts engine )
( SpongeBob snoring )
Hey, I'm driving!
( both screaming )
( tires squealing )
( grunts, pop )
Who are you and what are you doing in my boat?
And why are you wearing that ski mask?!
Because you're not skiing!
Oh, my gosh, I know who you are!
No, you don't!
You don't know who I am.
Yes, I do!
I know that you're...
a boatjacker!
I never thought I'd have to use this pepper spray.
( screams )
Somebody, help me!
Somebody, help me...!
Sorry, SpongeBob, but it was for your own good.
( panting )
Give me back my boat!
( panting )
Ay... yi... yi...!
You'd better stop this boat!
( grunts )
I'm... not... letting... go!
Nothing will stop me!
Not even... ( gasps )
Giant clams?!
( snapping and yelling )
I'm... not... letting go... even for... ( gasps )
Cheese graters?! No!
Ouch... no... no... no... ow... oh... oh...
If... you think I'll let go for a little...
Educational television?!
Oh, no!
( screaming )
Looks like that got rid of him.
Now for some tunes.
( static )
And now back to KRUD
with all of your personal
"You won't get away with stealing my car!" hits.
( screaming )
( Mrs. Puff grunting, tires squealing )
Hey, look.
( engine revving )
( both screaming )
Oof, oof...
Argh!
I'd never let you have this boat.
Not even if you were... ( gasps )
Mrs. Puff?
( sputtering )
( engine revving )
( glass shattering )
( siren wailing )
So, how's it going, Mrs. Puff?
Uh, SpongeBob,
I'd like to... apologize.
I shouldn't have passed you.
You really weren't ready.
So, I guess I got to give my license back, huh?
I hear Mrs. Flounder is starting a new class Monday morning.
You kidding? You're the only teacher for this student.
And besides, the warden says she'll let you go early
if you do her a favor.
What's that?
SPONGEBOB: Free driving lessons!
( laughing )